(*&ANYTHING IS POSIBLE MAN@$WITH FANFICS!@$(&
*&one day teh toaster was in its room just doin waht toasters do an stuff. den da door opend and a new test subject caem in he was liek all the other test subjects butt dis one was carring a bag off bread with him@$2% teh test subject wanted to maek sum bread@4$ the toasterr saw da bread and started 2 feel happeh to haev a new frand other than test subjectss@4# teh test subject was not suppuse to be thar because it wass not his turn to be 1 of teh toasters test subjectss butt he was relly hungee 4 sum toast@$ than teh test subject gut scared he wood get caugt so he ran bac outside o teh room an left teh bread dere an a peice of brad got out an stuff#@4 teh toasster was like “oh look sum sweet ass bread aww yee” and the bread was all “ohai” an teh toaster whent “oh shit niqqa you can tawk” and bread was all “yeah bro i cannn talk an so can u” “aww mang dat sum heavy shitt bro” and teh brad was all “so liek waht r u doin in dis room?” an toaster was all “i got supa powerss mang” bread was like “aww shitt niqqaaaaa” toaster said “aww yeeh bro im in the x-peoples an shitt” an the bred is all “den why you in a room den? shoodnt you be outside fightin badpoeple?” an the toaster was all “ees becuz i’m posionus or somthin i dunno” an teh bred was alll “aw shit niqqa”
@#@2 B CONTINOOD@%$
~&&2DIS WAS REEL HARD 2 RITE U GUIZE SO PLZ B NEICE AN ONNEE SAY NEICE THINGS OKEE? OKEE@$~
(*@PART TOO WILL BE CUMMING SOON KAY@#$@
&*(WHAT A DOLLAR?? HMM MAEK IT 500 DOLLERS AN YOU GOTTA DEEL MEESTER QUEVR MAN@#!!
(*&(WHAT 106 IZ PROBS SUCH A PUUSSY I CANN BEAT HIS SKINY ASS ANY DAY(!)#!) ALL HE CANN DO IS MAKE THINGS ROT AN STUFF()*@!
(*&(WHAT 9GAG SUKS MANN I USE REDDIT LELELELELELLELELLE AHAHAHHAHAHHAHA)()@(*#)@ AN YOU CAN GO SUK A POOPYDICK ANON)(*@#
*&^*OMG I HAVE SO MANNY LETS SEE(*&(
SCP-999 X EVERYONE:THAT THING IS SUCH A WHOER)*(&)@
SCP-426 X POPTARTS: C WAT I ID THAR?!(LOLOLOLOLLO*(&(
SCP-173 X SCP-682: 682’S LOEV IS SO STROOOOOONG()*)@
SNIPS X DISCORD: CUZ REASONS!#(*
THE LIST GOS ONNN(*&@!!